Older Entries

February 09, 2007		The Cleanse Fast Days 7-12
January 28, 2007		The Fast, Days 1-6
January 27, 2007		Cleanse, fold, and manipulate
December 14, 2006		Application to be my luv-ah
November 19, 2006		I should be cold, but there's a fine young man keeping me warm
October 18, 2006		The Ex Fag-Pilot Revisited, thank god, praise allah, now is the future
October 08, 2006		Oh my god, I'm alive and kicking
August 11, 2006		Shawna cracks
August 05, 2006		Chew on this
August 03, 2006		Look at me, I am extroverted and happy
July 25, 2006		Mama always said I'd grow up to be a Classless Monster
July 03, 2006		I'm Outen-Z to Phoenix, AZ
July 01, 2006		Fuck Him and the Wrinkled, Old Horse he Rode in On
June 21, 2006		Aaaaand she's back
June 13, 2006		You better sit down for this one
June 07, 2006		Oh god, someone got me talking 'bout race
June 01, 2006		Gettin my Learn On, To the Max, Yo
May 16, 2006		Milk, milk, lemonade, turn around and fudge is made.
May 04, 2006		My job is all shit and barf and broken fingers
April 26, 2006		Three-Oh, D'oh!
April 22, 2006		THIRTY
April 10, 2006		New York City, Stan the Man and Loss of Internet, Damn!
March 27, 2006		50 bucks says I will tap dance my way into your heart
March 16, 2006		Maybe it was the guns that caused my aversion to beer
March 06, 2006		I am so full of frozen piss and vinegar
February 21, 2006		Somehow I managed to cram 8 pictures of myself into this entry
February 15, 2006		I don't even get this one, but I think it has something to do with Valentine's Dances
February 08, 2006		The Four Meme, just read it and quit your self-righteous bitching
February 03, 2006		I totally failed at writing "5 Weird Habits of Mine"
January 25, 2006		My humps
January 17, 2006		How much wood would my ass pass if my ass could pass wood?
January 10, 2006		Hangin with the Feebles and the Geries in the Home
December 28, 2005		A Fowl Christmas Indeed
December 24, 2005		Ho-ho-ho'in it up
December 06, 2005		Sign Up Here for a Shawna Mooney Special Delivery
December 05, 2005		The possibilities for this title are infinite
December 01, 2005		The Old Grey Man, He Ain't What He Used to Be
November 23, 2005		I forgot to wear flowers in my hair for the gentle people
November 03, 2005		Halloween Part Deaux
October 31, 2005		To All the Ghouls I've Loved Before
October 30, 2005		No hard feelings, sports fans and turkeys, ok?
October 21, 2005		Down to 4 girl friends
October 06, 2005		We're teaching my mom to say "asshole"
October 05, 2005		Bomb, Schwing, Wig, Testes
September 29, 2005		This bitch went to Bolivia
September 20, 2005		I shat in the hat, with my license to ill
August 31, 2005		Holy Polacks and Holy Roller Girls
August 15, 2005		My Boyfriend's Back
August 03, 2005		Freud would be all up in my ass if he lived to see this
July 29, 2005		Betsy Ross was a sexy bitch
July 21, 2005		AVIATRIX (Look what can happen when I get a slow day at work)
July 20, 2005		Look at me, I am sensitive
July 18, 2005		Photo proof that my summer is not being completely wasted on stupid shit
July 13, 2005		This is why I only have 5 girlfriends
June 29, 2005		Judith Light is a Whore
June 23, 2005		The Best White Helmet Story Ever
June 14, 2005		So good
June 07, 2005		Strawberry and Christina trashed my house
May 27, 2005		Everybody dance now
May 18, 2005		White is the new Black
May 12, 2005		Photos - Photos - Photos
May 11, 2005		Egypt touched me
May 04, 2005		This bitch went to Egypt
May 02, 2005		Awesome
April 21, 2005		getting un fat and a new kind of humpy
April 13, 2005		I should probably defend my ma and pa
April 13, 2005		Where Moses took a float
April 05, 2005		Back in the Saddle, Bitches!
March 24, 2005		I got into an accident
March 20, 2005		I snowboard-ed
March 15, 2005		Who wants chorizo?
March 02, 2005		There should be more body fluid flavored candy
February 24, 2005		1,000 words
February 22, 2005		I hope that no one fucks you as good as I did, til the day you die
February 15, 2005		Push out the jive and bring in the love, People
February 09, 2005		When I give him directions, he says "Roger that."
February 01, 2005		Is it interesting to read about other people having sex (not me)?
January 31, 2005		Sleepin' at the mansion
January 26, 2005		I really paint a pretty picture of myself
January 19, 2005		Girly jibber jabber about *hearting* the Cap'n
January 14, 2005		Sugar come by, get me high
January 13, 2005		Karma, cars, snow, idiot
January 12, 2005		*sniff* I'm sick, shit
January 07, 2005		At last, some real urban shit goes down
January 05, 2005		NYE 2004-5 and Warning! Pictures of weiners
December 31, 2004		Good Xmas stuff and cars
December 30, 2004		The reason why Borders = Syphilitic Dick Drip
December 30, 2004		The bad things about Xmas
December 26, 2004		Merr AxMass
December 16, 2004		I'm a Jay-Z ho
December 15, 2004		December 15, 1977
December 14, 2004		My first good date and more pictures of potential suitors- who are slowly turning me gay
December 11, 2004		I am so in deep shit
December 09, 2004		Seeking volunteers to set my boss on fire
December 09, 2004		And she can sing bluegrass a capella
December 01, 2004		Dear Santa, I would like a macrame'd potholder
November 29, 2004		My own personal Jesus
November 15, 2004		Time to get my Learn on
November 03, 2004		Hi-Ho-lloween
November 03, 2004		I didn't want to mention this, but the repeated punching in my stomach makes me want to say something
October 26, 2004		She gets dumber every day
October 25, 2004		obeee gyneee
October 19, 2004		Beef Tongue: The Meal that Tastes You Back
October 06, 2004		Tonight is no exception
September 23, 2004		Who knew that "Douche" was an onomatopoeia? dooshhhhh.
September 15, 2004		C U Next Tuesday!
September 09, 2004		Where the hell have I been
August 24, 2004		Waving...not drowning
August 17, 2004		The drugged, the mad, and the ugly
August 06, 2004		More Mouth than your mom can handle
July 28, 2004		Aiee Chicago
July 22, 2004		You should envy my life
July 14, 2004		A lesson in Punctuation
July 11, 2004		Vacation
July 01, 2004		I'm Outen-Z!
June 30, 2004		I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits
June 25, 2004		Send in the clowns
June 24, 2004		Shawna Mooney, Jr.?
June 23, 2004		Sadly, this is not an analogy
June 18, 2004		P-r-o-l-i-f-i-c. Look it up.
June 16, 2004		Sinutab, Gonorrhea, Chlorets
June 14, 2004		i wish i was as creative as me
June 07, 2004		DUI and Louis Louis
June 05, 2004		Get over it
June 02, 2004		Don't be Hardon de Belle
May 24, 2004		Something about me being bitter again...
May 18, 2004		Now accepting applications
May 13, 2004		It's Gorilla Time!
May 06, 2004		IMA INFP
April 29, 2004		Real Service
April 26, 2004		shout out to My Girl
April 25, 2004		1976 in the hiz-ouse
April 24, 2004		hold my breath as I wish for death. oh please god wake me.
April 20, 2004		Another one about the weed
April 20, 2004		Do you know what time it is?
April 15, 2004		God Bless Us, Every Slut
April 08, 2004		Dirt Skull
April 08, 2004		i heart Emilio
April 08, 2004		one of many fistfights
April 07, 2004		Glossary of Terms
March 25, 2004		I probably should quit that
March 25, 2004		the one no man wants to read
March 23, 2004		Jamal "Adam" Washington
March 18, 2004		I'm sorry, I misspoke
March 17, 2004		shout-out to the Italian Stallion
March 16, 2004		when will the bitching cease?
March 14, 2004		Hickory-Dickory-Dick
March 14, 2004		Mount that Mt., gently
March 14, 2004		Snow White
March 12, 2004		Re:
March 12, 2004		Founding Members of S.E.C.A.
March 11, 2004		The runs may kill you
March 07, 2004		To the Adulterous, Lying Man: I Smite Thee
March 07, 2004		S.E.C.A.
March 02, 2004		The Deathtouch
March 02, 2004		one less asshole on this Planet
February 29, 2004		Stolen Miss Jenkins
February 26, 2004		must be all that hair on your back, keepin you warm
February 26, 2004		honk if you love uppity women
February 23, 2004		nye
February 19, 2004		"Wags" the dog and a jar of peanut butter.
February 17, 2004		a sister's love cannot be fucked with
February 13, 2004		merry kissmyass
February 12, 2004		Letter to Sparkle
February 12, 2004		life isn't so bad in Arizona
February 11, 2004		shank the banker
February 10, 2004		Our second favorite fillipino
February 10, 2004		Ren Fair freaks
February 05, 2004		zero population growth
February 05, 2004		the birth
February 05, 2004		everyone's favorite fillipino
2004-02-03		at least I said no to livejournal