Glossary of Terms

April 08, 2004 - 10:34 p.m.

Ape Drape: mullet
Area : see FUPA
B.M. : bowel movement
"Boys Club": a shared apartment rented by top management at UPS, where they took their employees to have sex
Chicken Head : a girl that gives a lot of blowjobs, like a chicken pecking for seed
Dirt Skull : dirty mind, perverted thoughts
Dick Actsley: neighborhood child molester
Doopid Chat: stupid cat
Download/ Upload some information : poop
"Drop the Huxtable kids off at the pool" : poop
Fish Eye: a suspicious eye
Forilla Doe: For real though
FUPA: Fat Upper Pussy Area
Glass Dick : crack pipe
Hair Don't: a hairdo that's just wrong
Hoodrat: a young ghetto girl, typically Hispanic, with crispy gelled hair, black lip liner, a bad attitude, and three kids at home
Kentucky Waterfall : mullet
Manisha: Pakistani girl who stole a toilet from the high school
Nancy: world's worst boss. barren, bitter, baggage
*Oy Vey: Oh no! or Oh My!
Pie Face: Asian person (a nice round apple pie with slits cut into it...)
Risk: a game of world domination that only geeks play
Scurred: ghetto for "scared". Mexican variation: "skeered"
Secretary Spread: when your ass takes on the shape of your chair at work
Shasta McNasty : aka Shananay from Martin, a ghetto girl with a bad weave and a bad attitude
*Shiksa: a non-Jewish woman, a floosy
*Shtup: to have sex
*Skivosa: slut
Stink Eye: dirty look
*Yenta: a gossipy old woman
Your: you are, "Your the greatest"
You're: I dunno

* you know I ain't even trying to pretend like I have some sort of handle on the Yiddish language. This just defines how I use the words.

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