Comments:

KC - 2006-12-14 18:27:03
I am deeply offended by your table... but I am totally filling it out.
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Carrie - 2006-12-15 09:17:30
That's priceless. I'm SO jacking your table for my own use. If i fill it out, even though i'm a girl, will you mail me a dollar with a kiss on it?? I promise i'll attach it to my fridge with the "Whitehelmet Loves Carrie" sticker!
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Tortellini - 2006-12-15 10:05:52
Isn't it amazing that the older we get, the more complicated our requirements become? With maturity comes self knowledge and therefore the ability to recognize a deal breaker before you even meet the fool. Where were these checklists when we first starting out dating? I think we would have wasted a LOT less time. I also think you should add "suddenly decides he'd rather sleep with my brother than me" as one of your mother fuckin deal breakers.
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Yer Nug - 2006-12-15 15:01:11
Girl I fuggin love you
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RC - 2007-01-25 20:56:11
I don't have the advanced degree yet, and I'm not multilingual. But, I'm taking a Spanish class and checking out grad schools. Other than that, I've got everything in both columns right down to the motorcycle and the teeth. As far a deal breakers go - I like a good cigar at least once a month. Sometimes twice or three times if there is a vacation or special occasion. I also have a girlfriend that I'm very much in love with, but I didn't see that on the application anywhere. Do I get the dollar?
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Shawna Mooney - 2007-01-25 23:39:58
Hey RC, your ip address tells me that you live in Chicago. You should give a hollar at shawnamooney at gmail dot com and we can have a beer and I can watch you smoke your cigars while I smoke my Parliaments....
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