Application to be my luv-ah

December 14, 2006 - 4:02 p.m.

After months of deliberation I finally whittled it down and decided what I really want in a man, what I am willing to compromise on, and what I will not settle for. I think if we all made Word tables the world would be a better place, and all you assholes would quit bitching all the time about the opposite sex. SHUT IT! And make a table. Hand the table out on the street, post it on Craig’s List, staple it the post outside of Starbuck’s, or wherever it is you want to find your mate, who also wears braces and is drinking a latte at the other Starbuck’s across the street. I fully expect zero men to fill out my application, so far no one’s biting. If anyone has the balls to fill this out, I will mail you a dollar with a lipstick kiss on it.

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