Ho-ho-ho'in it up

December 24, 2005 - 4:23 p.m.

Dear Loved Ones,

Have a fantastic, non-traumatic, non-scarring, non-molesting, easy-going, inebriating, peace-love-joy-feeling Krizzmess and Ch-ch-chaunakuh.

I have many Crest-miss stories to tell, but right now I'm out traveling and visiting family out East, and so far no tears, knock on fuggin wood.

And to those of you who received my DOOOOPE-AZZZ Envelope of *HEART*, pleeze leave a comment here, alerting others of their tragic failure to have the best possible holiday, because they were just too skeered or apathetic to sign up on my mailing list. Oh the things they missed! All for what?? But I thank those of you who DIDN'T sign up, cuz HELL if I wanted to make 50 gifts.

But really, I loved my little packages and grabbed them all in a bunch, cradled them to my bosom and looked at them tearfully before dropping them into the mailbox with the coolest envelopes and stamps you ever did see. It was sad to see them go. But I hope they brought joy into the lives of others.

As my girlfriend LaTrina would say:

MERRY KISSMYASS EVERYONE!

Love Always,

Shawna

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