nyegga

April 08, 2004 - 10:57 p.m.

Hey wassup Nigga?

When we gone hook uuuuuuup? Don’t you think it’s time we met in person?

I'm only giving you my number because I have Mace stashed all over my apartment and will not hesitate to burn your eyes out should you decide to go psycho on my ass!

Don't even try to stop by unexpected, either. I just stick a straw through the keyhole and automatically Mace whoever's out there, including trick-or-treaters and the elderly. Mace first and ask questions later.

Shawna

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Dear Shawna,

It's intriguing you should refer to me as "nigga," as there have been several times, what with the extensions and afro and all, that I have been mistaken for "mixed." While my rhythm, soul, and hair may very well be characteristic of what some people refer to as "mixed" ethnicity, and apparently what you call "nigga," I will be forthcoming in saying that I am White. I can understand why, after looking at my profile picture and hearing me speak on the phone, you too could mistake me for "a brother." I hope you are not terribly disappointed, but I'm nothing more than a honkey.

Sincerely,

Blake

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