I wanted to be "Cornteeth" but it was taken

Rizzo 5

February 23, 2004 - 10:40 p.m.

Subject: Please bring recent STD test results

Dear Rizzo-

Are you really going out w/ a fat Mama from Valparaiso? If so, what's it like to be with a "Mom"? Does she look like she's been rode hard and put away wet? Do you find Moms sexy? Do you want me to kick her ass, in front of her kids?

Also. I've enjoyed your little racial slurs that you drop here and there. Very ballsey of you. Maybe that shit flies down in Confederate Country where you was reared, but us northerners are wayyyy P.C. Except me. Just wondering if you can take the same as you dish out and will you kick my ass if I mention meatballs or Ricola? What about the Mafia?

worthy adversary. we're gonna fistfight, I can feel it.

Shawna

0 took this opportunity to tell me I suck

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