Rizzo 10

February 23, 2004 - 11:18 p.m.

rizzo,

dood. motherfucker, I am not on the rag, in a literal sense, but quite possibly have been in the figurative sense....for the past 26 years. I'll let you know when I start to bleed though. THEN I'll invite you over to massage my taint.

seriously, you need to tell me what the hell is wrong with you.

don't be playing games with me acting like you like to be slapped around by the ladies cuz it's too tempting to wanna take you up on that. do you like being bossed around and controlled and ignored? what about abuse? are you a freaky masochist and long to have your gonads stompped on by a pair of high-heeled mary janes?

oh, and another thing. you get one "Get out of Jail Free" pass and you just used yours with your wise-ass comment about me being a cheap slut. there will be no more disparaging remarks about promiscuous sexual activities, nor body fat, furry animals, barry manilow, or hairy armpits.

Everything else is fair game.

later.

Shawna

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