Rizzo 9

February 23, 2004 - 10:51 p.m.

Rezzzo

jesus. you're just like a woman, so high-maintenence.

next thing I know you're gonna buy me a pager so you can track me down at all hours of the day. and then you'll start poking holes in the condoms so you can have my baby. oh wait, that hasn't happened. besides. when I get home late at night, I fucking go to bed, tired, smelly, having been harassed by perverts on the L~~~not in any mood to be haranguing with a (perverted) Meatball Mafioso.

I think we both know who's gonna be the bitch to get slapped. Now get on over here and massage my taint while I smoke cigarettes and ignore you. the way to my heart is through my stomach, just ask my ex-boyfriend who caused me to gain 40 pounds. he stuffed me full of food so no one else would want me. then he just put on a blindfold and thick leather gloves to have sex with me, it seemed like a decent trade off.

so you better cook some food, buy it, steal it, whatever you need to do to get some cheese to lure this rat out of the cage.

later larry.

Shawna

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