I wanted to be "Cornteeth" but it was taken

Rizzo 4

February 23, 2004 - 10:36 p.m.

Dearest Shawna,

I work at Vivo, 838 West Randolph. this week I’m working Wed and Thurs from 10am to 2pm. I wish I knew when you might come in so I could sport some fashionable threads instead of the stuff I usually wake up in. and I would shower and put on some Jovan musk or Old Spice even. probably wouldn't shave though. but do come in. the restaurant's number is 312.xxx.xxxx. and if you would like a character reference, speak to the GM Eric. he can tell you more... so, stop dillydallying girl, and git on it. before I take the fat 38 year-old mother of two who lives in Valparaiso to Friday’s for a romantic Lava-evening.

Rizzo

0 took this opportunity to tell me I suck

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