a man after my own heart, Skypork

February 16, 2004 - 9:46 p.m.

Member ID: skypork@match.com

"The following is my profile text:

My friends would say I'm stunningly ugly and not a very nice person, except that my friends don't exist. I don't have any.

That's fine by me: I don't really like people. Things I hate besides laughing and people: long walks on the beach, movies and good books, sports, outdoor activities, spending time with family, and all kinds of music. God I hate music. Almost as much as I hate kids.

I'm equally uncomfortable putting on a damn tie and sport coat for an evening of dinner and dancing, or throwing on sweats and lounging on the couch with a rented DVD and a pizza. Both scenarios suck.

I'd rather sit on the floor in my underwear, unshaven and unwashed, and throw straws at the cat. I do not live life to the fullest, and I scream obscenities at those who suggest I do so.

Do you have a dream vacation? Not me. Traveling is awful. New and exciting places and exotic cultures make me want to vomit. I'm not the least bit spontaneous. I hate trying new things. I hate adventure and excitement. If you like adventure and excitement, stay away.

I'm not ambitious or successful. I work in the sub-basement of a mailroom at a company I can't remember the name of.

Words that describe me: slothful, slow-witted, negative-minded, antisocial, dishonest, disloyal, fun-hating, unhealthy, unhygienic. If you're interested, write me, but don't expect a lot of conversation because I don't like talking to people."

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