another bald Todd

February 16, 2004 - 10:00 p.m.

Here's what happens when the ex-fiancee of Ginger's best friend April tries to hook up with Ginger on Match.com...

Dear Todd,

Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. Thank you for all the compliments, I appreciate your interest.

However, you are not my type. I try to write back to each and every suckah on here who writes me, to give him the reasons why I'm not interested--because I figure they want to know, right? I can't help it--I'm honest and I think that my opinion, in the long run, may help.

Especially since most women just plain don't write back, right?

Right, so here's why I’m not interested:

Not only do I not go for blondes, but I also don't go for men who are balding. In other words, I'm not attracted to you. I'm usually attracted to smaller, darker men. Not black, but guys who have some color to them.

You know...black hair, olive skin, and dark eyes with slightly bigger lips.

Well, they just gotta HAVE some lips, that's my only requirement where lips are concerned, I guess... ha ha!

Also, I don't think you make enough money--especially since your profile says, "work?" (ya know, like what is that?!?!) I am a very ambitious person and need someone like myself that way.

Furthermore, I am not a Christian. I tend not to get along too well with Christians, because most of them are hypocrites who SAY they believe in Christ, but then turn around and act like uncivilized heathens. Not saying you are one of them, but if the boot fits.....(and it usually does)...then wear it.

Finally, you live in Tolleson. I don't get into long distance relationships. That place is out in the sticks, man. You want a "Cottage in the Country"?!??! You ain't kiddin!

Good Luck in your search.

Sincerely,

Ginger

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