I heart Rizzo

February 16, 2004 - 10:08 p.m.

Shawna,

I just got bit in the groin by a stray dog and the doc says it’ll be 3 months to heal, so all I can handle is something cerebral. very innocent. Or maybe you could come into my restaurant for a drink. or maybe we could go to Medieval Times together. yoga? some Sunday meditation at the Buddhist temple? or we could throw eggs at some honest, hard-working Mexicans. maybe condoms would be a better thing to throw at them. oh, and have you seen will ferrell in old school? don’t be shy, my princess. I would gladly slay any dragon to win your hand. or a young calf, if you prefer...no, but really...seriously...truly...like..honestly...respectfully...eternally

yours

Rizzo

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