rough night at Scarlett's

February 13, 2004 - 4:32 p.m.

Hello Mr. rubbersoul4378,

I have to tell you it's been a rough night at work tonight.

Some girl must have had grease in her hair, or maybe too much lotion on, anyway she left the pole all greased up like a...greasy pole.

And when I got up there, running, I just lunged for it like Tarzan to the vine, anticipating a double swing-around into an upside-down split, and WHAM!! My fingers slid right off that pole, I went flying offstage and landed ass-up in a plate of hot wings on table 4.

How embarrassing!

Anyway, my boss Tony said I could go in the back and take a break since all of the customers were laughing and pointing at me. Did you know you can BREAK a thong? Yep, broke right in two!

So how was your day?

Shawna

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