breast, leg...?

February 13, 2004 - 4:11 p.m.

Subject: breast, leg, or wing?

Hello there, My name is Shawna Mooney and I’m SO GLAD you wrote me at Match.com. You seem like a really great guy!

I noticed at your profile that you listed JOGGING as one of your interests, so I guess you fall into the "working out" category. I won't hold it against you, though:)

Myself, I much prefer to avoid all exercise or movement of any kind really. I try to lay perfectly still as many hours of the day as possible. The only motions I allow are fist-to-mouth motions in order to get the Popeye's chicken into my mouth. I don't care for sweating, so I move in slow motion when walking. Would you be willing to jog on a treadmill next to me while I lay on the couch? I think we could have great conversations this way. I could even wave the chicken and biscuits in front of your face to motivate you. What do you think?

Looking forward to hearing from you…

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