I wanted to be "Cornteeth" but it was taken

andymartin800

February 13, 2004 - 4:41 p.m.

Subject: Match.com – You’ve Got Mail: HELLO???

To Andy:

Did you even read my profile at all? Where I mentioned something about LITERACY??

Shawna

Subject: Match.com - You've Got Mail: I'm Stun!

Dear Shawna,

Yes I did.. I read what you say, and felt respectful to your wrting style..I bet you're the English Teacher from the Black Lagoon..I was scared first, but then I said it's OK, I can't match you but here what I say: Roses are Red your hair is too.. Blossoms are pink, your face is too…Here is what I learned, I need to get to the library, dig as much as a man can do, and find me some books to see where did you get all your words from..

Thee say if you don't through my page skip to the next page..and I say I folded the book after I've seen your face..there are no more pages for me to flip...

I can't match your intelligence, but if you care to chat I'm down the block

Respecful Andy,

andymartin800@xxxxxx

0 took this opportunity to tell me I suck

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