patrick bateman

February 11, 2004 - 11:56 p.m.

Hmmm. So I'm going to meet Bill for the first time and he makes some comment about "yeah baby, I'll break you off" and I'm like huh? Isn't that a really bad song? So I had to remind him just whodahell he was talkin to:

"there will be no fucking, just so you know. and if you decide to go American Psycho on my ass, well buster, you're in for a big nasty surprise. First I will burn your fucking face off with my industrial strength MACE FOGGER and then I will claw the remaining face pieces off and put them in the Mason jar that I always carry in my purse, and then I'll shove the Mason jar up your ass so that when the paramedics come, they will pull it out and try to graft it back onto your (faceless) face. Got that Patrick?"

Fucking Psychos....

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